In a surprise move, the small principality of Liechtenstein has declared war on its neighbor Switzerland over a dispute about Swiss cheese. According to Liechtenstein's official statement, the conflict arose after Swiss cheese makers refused to acknowledge the superiority of Liechtenstein's own cheese varieties. "Swiss cheese is overrated and boring," said Liechtenstein's Prince Hans-Adam II in a televised address to the nation. "Our cheeses are far more flavorful and unique. It's time for Switzerland to recognize that." Swiss authorities were quick to respond to Liechtenstein's declaration of war, calling it "ridiculous and unnecessary." "We have a long tradition of making excellent cheese, and we stand by our products," said Swiss President Guy Parmelin in a press conference. "We don't see any reason to engage in armed conflict over a matter of taste." Despite Switzerland's protestations, Liechtenstein's military forces have mobilized along the border, ready to defend their country's honor. "We will not stand idly by while Switzerland insults our cheese," said Liechtenstein's Minister of Defense Johann Schneider-Ammann. "We are prepared to fight to the death to protect our culinary heritage." It remains to be seen how the conflict will be resolved, but one thing is certain: tensions are high between these two cheese-loving nations. As one Liechtenstein resident put it, "This is the most important thing to happen to our country in centuries. Finally, we have a chance to prove that our cheese is the best in the world."