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MCM game

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <cmath>
#include <Windows.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <fstream>
#include <list>
#include <vector>
#include <thread>
using namespace std;
int carnum = 1;
int hits = 15;
int funamm = 1;
int points = 0;
int autoclicker = 1;
int price = 10 * carnum * abs((hits-1)-(15*carnum));
string sel;

string lower(string sel) {
    char sel2 = sel.at(0);
    sel2 = tolower(sel2);
    string sel3(1, sel2);
    return sel3;
}

string save;
int h = 1;
string Text;
vector<std::string> lines = {};

void autoclick() {
    while (true) {
        points += autoclicker;
        Sleep(1000);
    }
}

void shop() {
    system("CLS");
    cout << "C to buy better car (" << 1000 * carnum << " Funny points)\nA to buy better autoclicker (" << 500 * autoclicker << ") Funny points\nM to gain more Funny points per minor car mistake (" << 50 * carnum * funamm << " Funny points)\nS to shorten the amount of hits per minor car mistake (" << 10 * carnum * abs((hits - 1)-(15*carnum)) << " Funny points)\nE to escape\n";
    cin >>  sel;
    if (lower(sel) == "c"){
        if (points >= 1000 * carnum){
            if (carnum >= 7) {
                cout << "\nYou already have the best car!";
                Sleep(1000);
            } else {
                points -= 1000*carnum;
                carnum += 1;
                hits = 15;
                hits *= carnum;
                funamm *= carnum;
                shop();
            }
        } else{
            cout << "\nYou don't have enough Funny points!";
            Sleep(1000);
        }
    } else if (lower(sel) == "s") {
        price = 10 * carnum * abs((hits-1)-(15*carnum));
        if (points >= price) {
            if (hits >= 1) {
                points -= price;
                hits -= 1;
                shop();
            } else {
                cout << "You are at the minimum amount of hits!";
                Sleep(1000);
            }
        } else {
            cout << "\nYou don't have enough Funny points!";
            Sleep(1000);
        }
    } else if (lower(sel) == "m"){
        if (points >= 50 *carnum * funamm){
            funamm += 1;
            points -= 50 * carnum * funamm;
            shop();
        } else {
            cout << "\nYou don't have enough Funny points!";
            Sleep(1000);
        }
    } else if (lower(sel) == "a") {
        if (points >= 500*autoclicker){
            points -= 500 * autoclicker;
            autoclicker *= autoclicker;
            shop();
        } else {
            cout << "\nYou don't have enough Funny points!";
            Sleep(1000);
        }
    }
}

int main() {
    ifstream ifile;
    ifile.open("mcm.save");
    if (ifile) {
        cout << "";
    } else {
        ofstream save("mcm.save");
        save << "1\n15\n1\n0\n1";
        save.close();
    }

    ifstream save2("mcm.save");
    while (getline (save2, Text)) { //top 10 worst pieces of code
        lines.push_back(Text);
    }
    carnum = stoi(lines[0]);
    hits = stoi(lines[1]);
    funamm = stoi(lines[2]);
    points = stoi(lines[3]);
    autoclicker = stoi(lines[4]);
    save2.close();
    thread thread(autoclick);
    while (true) {
        system("CLS");
        cout << "You have car " << carnum << "\nYou have " << points << " Funny points\nPress S to go to the shop\nPress M for a minor car mistake\nPress T to get a tutorial on how to do minor car mistakes\nPress O to save\n";
        cin >> sel;
        if (lower(sel) == "t"){
            cout << "After pressing M and then Enter in the menu, you must then type any key and then press enter to perform a single hit (because c++)\nType any key and press enter to continue\n";
            cin >> sel;
        }
        if (lower(sel) == "s"){
            shop();
        }
        if (lower(sel) == "m") {
            system("CLS");
            for (int i=0; i<=hits; i++) {
                system("CLS");
                cout << "Hits: " << i << "/" << hits << "\n";
                cin >> sel;
                }
            points += funamm;
            }
        if(lower(sel) == "o") {
            ofstream save("mcm.save");
            save << carnum << "\n" << hits << "\n" << funamm << "\n" << points << "\n" << autoclicker;
            save.close();
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

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